Ya mon (that means ya man)Dec 16, 2009
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| Hello mons, so as you probably already know we went to jamaica (man). I have to hurry because i do. so i got kissed by a dolphin and a snake, kissed a dolphin, had an iguana on my back, had a parrot on my shoulder, and climbed a 940ft waterfall. any questions? J Just kidding. so today we went to dolphin cove(ooooh-wierd sound affects). so we swam with a dolphin first and misty was her name. she was really scary at first (like shark scary). they threw a piece of fish right in front of us right off the bat (i thought her tail was to whip me in the noggin'). then we got to touch her and she felt like rubber (not the tire kind, the i don't know kind) then she did something or other that was kind of like waving (she came up so close to me i started to back away-it was really scary-baby sound affects). then she danced with us, we got to put our arms in the air and wave like we just don't care and spin around in circles, she dd the same-right in front of me - bohh(sigh type thing) then the really awesome totally rad super-duper insane really cool part well actually the part after the really awesome totally rad super-duper insane really cool was really awesomer totally rader super-duperer insaner really cooler. anyways we got to kiss the dolphin and the dolphin got to kiss us too (muah-kissy sound). daddy had to kiss her like 50 times no it was more like 6 or 7 times (mom got really jealous). now it is time for the really awesomer totally rader super-duperer insaner really cooler part of the day are you ready this is a lot to take are you sur you can handle it are you ready i'm to tell you if you're ready make sure i don't want to hurt your brain we got to swim on the dolphins belly. that's it good-bye i'm kidding there is a lot more pull up your pants and strap in i'm going to take on the ride of jamaica. after the dolphin misty some guy put an iguana on my back (OMG-if you counted its tail in length it was than my back (its tail went to my knees if not further-THINK ABOUT THAT!) then this other guy put a snake on my head and it started to kiss me (no joke- it was like moving and licking the side of my face and then it started moving on my braid it was terrifying-actually no it wasn't but sounds more dramatic if i say it like that) mom and shay wouldn't even look at the snake it was a python. then i had parrots put on me (one was cute and the other was mean because it was digging its claws into my shoulder-OWW!) then we went to dunn river falls and we climbed it, it was a traumatizing experience . actually it was really fun and a really cool experience (that's probably the smartest and most normal thing i've said in this whole thing-isn't that great) i scraped my knee on a rock (ME KNEE!) that was little bit of information and ya then we tried to get this dvd of us and there was all these locals trying to sell us stuff and if you said no to something they just brought down the price i think it took us 20 minutes to tell them we didn't want anything. then we bought really stuff that i will show you when i get back thats it oh wait i forgot that we went and had a really really really really really good burger (not as good as in and out burger in my opinion-they didn't toast the bun, HOW WILL I EVER LIVE!?-dramatic sigh) anyways i'm really tired i'm so tired that i fell asleep at 8 o'clock and shay woke me up at 9 o'clock and i went and asked them if it was morning (DUH-stupid sound) good night and adios (ya man) p.s. did you know that ocho rios means eight rivers in spanish put it doen't have eight rivers it has like one. some guy from the 1500's or something got it wrong-teaches you to go to spanish class, doesn't it well time for me to go p.s.s. I GOT NEW FLIPFLOPS night night |
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