Paul's Travels - 25th Nov 2004 to 14th March 2005 travel blog

Maori carving - complete with cobwebs!

"Right, a guy's gonna run out - act like you've just keyed...

"YOU FU*KERS, I'M GONNA RAM THIS THROUGH YOUR EYE AND PULL OUT...

"..actually, here's a stick - lets be mates..?!"

"...By the way, does my bum look big in this - you...

..another one..

..he he, a Maori - Carving...! ha ha ha! (Ahem!) ;o)

Wickid show, couldn't get any decent photo's though - they moved about...

One for the ladies! he he he he he he! ;o)


This was a weird experience - we went on this tour to a mock Maori village and we're basically treated as visitors back in the day when they made peace offerings in the form of sticks and leaves?! This Maori warrior in full battle dress runs out, scares the sh*t out of the 'chiefs' (Nominated from each group, by the group - in our case it was Ricky).

So, after the 'welcome' dance that looks more like a 'Get the fu*k off my land' dance we were all lead in after the nominated chief received the peace offering.

We then ate the really nice but filling meal that was cooked in a 'Hangi' (Hole in the floor filled with sh*t hot rocks).

The evening was finished off by all the waiter and driver staff performing the 'Haka' - DEFINATELY a 'Get the fuck off my land' dance but with a twist of - 'Actually you're too late, your gonna get your arse kicked!'

Cool night!

Paul.



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