Welcome to Paraguay?May 12, 2004
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Great...now what?
Still mad.
I got 30 grand, let's drink!
| Or so we thought. It turns out that very recently the Paraguay government has implemented a visa for American travelers. Our books, and even travel agent had no knowledge of this. Unlike Vietnam or Brazil you cannot be issued the visa on their land, but only in your home country. So, the once happy, go-lucky gringo idiots were left standing at the customs counter unable to enter the country. They diverted us to the terminal and we were forced to use our flight to Uruguay 5 days early. We were bummed for only about 4 minutes before we realized, "Paraguay can kiss our white asses!!" If they are stupid enough to deny our flourishing American dollar into their struggling economy, then they deserve to continue their bottom dwelling. After all, we were told they are considered the "Canada" of South America (a useless, boring country). So, we proceeded to booze it up for the next few hours in celebration of avoiding this landlocked, toilet of a country. Just 2 years ago Roller and Jimmy Bray had a similar so called "travel problem" in Bali, that ended up saving their lives from the terror attack on the night club. Divine Intervention? We like to think that one of us may have lost a toe or something. Whatever the case may be, Paraguay is now on our shit list and will be the enemy in all World Cup and Olympic games from now on. It gives us more time to see some quality countries...onward and upward! |
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