|Chilling at South Sea Island
We had a great time on this island. We arrived late in the afternoon to be greeted by yet more extremely friendly Fijian people. All the activities were free and the food was the best we've had since we reached the Yasawa Islands.
Our first night involved yet more drinking games with a group of people which included two stereo typical American blokes who perhaps took the games a little too seriously. The games soon descended into political ramblings between the Canadians and the Yanks as somebody (I wonder who) threw a few pieces of wood on the fire. We though the night couldn't possibly bring anymore surprises until we went to bed. We stayed in a dorm which was completely pitch black when the electricity was cut off at 11PM. At around 3AM, I (Peter) heard someone walking in our room, then a faint noise which sounded like liquid being poured on material. I turned on my torch only to find (Paul the funky dive instructor from Hull) resting on the upper bunk bed, urinating on poor Jens' bed. I immediately burst out laughing and said "what are you doing you're p****** on her bed. Meanwhile, Jen is moving as far away as possbile whilst everybody wakes to discover the phantom pisser in action. Paul, obviously sleep walking in a trance like state then decides to brush the sheets aside and sleep on the piss soaked mattress. Jen then slept outside on a hammock whilst I moved onto a top bunk (just in case). This event provided comedy you can't buy, just a pity I didn't get a photo for 'priceless.com'.
The next day was perhaps a bit difficult for Paul as everybody knew what happened the night before. Jen managed to give him a hard time and made him purchase a number of cocktails. The matteress was removed.