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THE CHRONICLES OF CHAIRMAN RAVI ROBBIE AND HER ROYAL DEVI BERNSTAR
NAMASTE! A long long time ago, in a land far, far away, two people decided to rid themselves of the shackles of suburbia to change from fast food, fast cars, fast sex and copious amounts of alcohol to a more enlightened life of spiritual awareness, vegetarianism and unconditional devotion to numerous, many handed deities. They sought inner peace and wisdom; they found it in the mystical land of India, and they became "NUTTERS"!!
However, Bernie and Rob found their own enlightenment and decided to spend a few dollars and fly to Agra, to pop a bottle of Rajasthan wine(mmmmmmmm........vintage stuff!) and watch the New Year's Eve sunset over the Taj Mahal. They called themselves adventurers, seekers of the truth......others called them "NUTTERS" as well!!!
Join them in their adventures; cry as Bernie breaks her heel on the mudflaps of Hyderabad, jeer at Rob as he masterfully plays the "evil Westerner" in the classic Bollywood remake of "Golly Gosh, Sanjeev, there's an elephant in my soup!", cheer as Bernie haggles in the marketplace and saves thousands of rupees (enough to buy a freddo frog in Oz) and cringe as the evil Delhi customs officials charge her for excess baggage, be in awe as they struggle and fight their way through third class on the train to Agra! The journey begins on a cold, frosty Canberran morning (f***ing 0637 to be precise) at Kingston Railway Station where they head for the big smoke of Sydney, home to the Opera House, The Harbour Bridge, Kings Cross and the Sans Souci Fish and Chip shop (circa 1828, and that's just the cooking oil!).
**Watch this space for more of R and B's adventures.**
NAMASTE! A long long time ago, in a land far, far away, two people decided to rid themselves of the shackles of suburbia to change from fast food, fast cars, fast sex and copious amounts of alcohol to a more enlightened life of spiritual awareness, vegetarianism and unconditional devotion to numerous, many handed deities. They sought inner peace and wisdom; they found it in the mystical land of India, and they became "NUTTERS"!!
However, Bernie and Rob found their own enlightenment and decided to spend a few dollars and fly to Agra, to pop a bottle of Rajasthan wine(mmmmmmmm........vintage stuff!) and watch the New Year's Eve sunset over the Taj Mahal. They called themselves adventurers, seekers of the truth......others called them "NUTTERS" as well!!!
Join them in their adventures; cry as Bernie breaks her heel on the mudflaps of Hyderabad, jeer at Rob as he masterfully plays the "evil Westerner" in the classic Bollywood remake of "Golly Gosh, Sanjeev, there's an elephant in my soup!", cheer as Bernie haggles in the marketplace and saves thousands of rupees (enough to buy a freddo frog in Oz) and cringe as the evil Delhi customs officials charge her for excess baggage, be in awe as they struggle and fight their way through third class on the train to Agra! The journey begins on a cold, frosty Canberran morning (f***ing 0637 to be precise) at Kingston Railway Station where they head for the big smoke of Sydney, home to the Opera House, The Harbour Bridge, Kings Cross and the Sans Souci Fish and Chip shop (circa 1828, and that's just the cooking oil!).
**Watch this space for more of R and B's adventures.**
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